Green Bar Fort Lauderdale

Green Bar and Kitchen

Name: Green Bar and Kitchen
Address: 1075 SE 17th Street, Fort Lauderdale, FL, 33316, US
Telephone: 954-533-7507
Price range: $$

1075 SE 17th Street
Fort Lauderdale FL, 33316
954-533-7507

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Green Bar and Kitchen Menu

Details

Hours: M-Sat 9am-4pm, Sun 9am-2pm

Attire: casual

Parking: Private Lot

CC: Yes

Outside Dining: No

Description

This is a place for people who are so delusional and ignorant that they've allowed themselves to be convinced that food is bad for you. The pictures on yelp are downright comical; the only thing more comical is the reviews raving about how great a birdseed sandwich is. I highly recommend reading them for the entertainment value.

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Available for sale. Want to sell junk to stupid people? Now is your chance!

This whole trendy 'green' eating thing is baffling. Chia Pancakes? $14? 'Burgers' which are overseasoned, glorified veggie patties for $12? Fruit liquefied in a blender is $8? Hell, the wine glass is $9 LOL. The hipster yoga crowd will pay anything to fuel their elitist palette, sigh....

Stupid people trying to convince themselves that they're smarter than people who eat regular food.

I was going to go here, then I came to my senses. New menu is up. They've dropped their prices a bit. Still too much for non-food

Why are places like this all top rated on Yelp? None of the top 5 are real restaurants!

Yelpers are mostly low-lifes who are more comfortable eating crap in a dump than going to a restaurant.

TOOOOOOOOOOO funny, and I'm with you on this one!

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