Last Update
Jan 4th, 2020

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305 S Andrews Blvd
Fort Lauderdale FL, 33301
954 306-2665

Details

Hours: 6p-Midnight Wed - Sun
Dress Code: Business Casual
Parking: Garage, Valet on Fri/Sat
Alcohol: Full Bar

Description

Small portions and high prices at the Riverfront. Briny's has been transformed into a fancy seafood restaurant.

At this point, this is a place for people at The Wharf to dine; the only parking is the $15 Wharf valet and a parking garage that's probably a zoo with all the Wharf activity.

They list the dress code as "Business Casual"; does this mean that no people at the wharf can come in here? There's no menu with prices anywhere; but I'm pretty sure this is the only place you can get veal brains.

This place is all marketing; staged photos, pictures of the chef, long-winded prose from copy writers; menus with no prices. It's the kind of thing that doesnt work well in Fort Lauderdale.

This item gets my vote for the single most ridiculous sounding item I can recall:

Probably a little square for $28.

hors d'oeuvres at entree prices.

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Bajantime
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Another pretentious eatery for millennials and my fellow seniors driving Corvettes trying to hang.
Carl
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$8 for "street corn". What's an ear of corn, 30 cents?
Jordan
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Someone posted a picture of the menu online; you were pretty close. $28 for a pork belly. Or, you could get a cheeseburger for only $19.

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